I heard scratching sounds in the walls last night. If it's fucking mice I'm seriously going to lost it. And... I'm thinking it's mice for sure. Because we're clearing out all the bushes and kudzu in the backyard. Oh man, I really, really hate mice.

I'm not scared of them, I just... I had a bad experience my first year of college. I lived in a brand fucking new apartment with 2 awful people and, it seemed, hundreds of disgusting rodents. The property managers solution?

Sticky traps.

Non-toxic, popcorn scented sticky traps. Have you ever stepped on a sticky trap? It sucks. They're really sticky (hence the name) and they'll pull your skin off. Not only did I have to deal with LIVE MICE on the sticky traps, the property manager (cunt) wouldn't pick them up. So... the trash compactor was the only place for them.

A mouse scampered across me when I was sleeping once.

I'm worried it could be rats though. I found a rat skeleton in our attic not too long ago. While mice piss me off, rats gross me the fuck out. Goddammit, I hope we don't have a rodent problem.

Dr. Doom needs to start pulling her weight around here. All she does is eat and sleep. And, I realize that's what all cats do but... I think she could stand to kill
a few rodents during her spare time. I mean, her name IS Dr. Doom, she has a reputation to uphold.

So scary. You should starve Dr. Doom for a couple days... give it a bit more incentive to hunt.
» dave on 2006-07-13 11:03:43

My cat killed a mouse once...
it left it half eaten on the doorstep for me to find.... EEWWWW..... but at least it was dead though....
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